Montgomery County Fire/Rescue:

Unknown Date  - "Montgomery, you can place us in service.  The building 
                manager advises us that the unconscious person has left 
                the scene."
Dec. 27, 1997 - "Richard Montgomery High School, 250 Richard Montgomery 
                Drive -- investigation for the possible mascot on fire 
                near the stadium."
Jan. 18, 1998 - "Could you pick up the phone and let Suburban know we're 
                at their front door with a code?"
Jan. 19, 1998 - "Respond for the unknown noise in the basement... The 
                calling party will meet you in the lobby."
Feb.  1, 1998 - "Gaithersburg Intermediate School -- emergency service 
                call for the child locked in a locker."
Feb.  4, 1998 - "Respond for the possible smoldering couch."
Feb. 15, 1998 - "On box 2-8, Chief 2-3 reports incense burning in a flower 
                pot, no need for fire department services, all units may 
                go in service."
Feb. 17, 1998 - "Respond for the electrical short, in Circuit City at 
                Montgomery Mall."
Mar. 24, 1998 - "On box 25-8, units had a phone book in a microwave..."
Mar. 30, 1998 - "Engine 121 responding for barbecue coals thrown from a 
                balcony..."
Apr. 14, 1998 - "Respond for the injured person, fall off a bar stool."
Apr. 15, 1998 - Dispatcher: "It will be on your left-hand side."
                Medic 259: "The left-hand side of what?"
                Dispatcher: "The road."
Jun.  6, 1998 - "We'll be transporting a bi-polar, depressed, 
                crack-smoking female to Montgomery General for 
                evaluation."
Jun. 30, 1998 - "Investigation for the malfunctioning television..."
Jul. 13, 1998 - "Northbound I-270, a chair on fire in the center median."
Jul. 15, 1998 - "Respond for the routine service call to assist a large 
                patient."
Jul. 24, 1998 - "Respond for one with an insect in their ear."
Sep. 20, 1998 - "...responding for the M.O. with a defective pillow."
Jul. 11, 1999 - "Montgomery to Car 293, you left your clipboard at Shady 
                Grove."
                "Car 293, Montgomery, we lost that a few days ago, we'll
                pick it up if we get back there tonight."
Dec. 15, 2001 - "Respond for Santa Claus down."
                "We have an inflatable Santa Claus down, we're in service."


Montgomery County Police - Rockville District:

Oct. 27, 1997 - "Indecent exposure in progress..."
Nov.  2, 1997 - "Respond for larceny of a mailbox."
Nov.  4, 1997 - "Respond for one down, sort of... he stumbles around, falls 
                down, gets back up, falls back down, etc." [...] "Yes, one 
                down, then up, then down, then up."
Nov.  9, 1997 - "Respond for the employee locked inside the Circuit City 
                store..."
Nov.  9, 1997 - "...I've successfully set the alarm off [at Circuit City]."
Nov. 22, 1997 - "Respond to check the welfare of a black male, 13-14 years 
                of age, at 355 and Gude, wearing only underwear and 
                boots..."
Nov. 25, 1997 - "Respond for larceny of a sandwich from 7-Eleven..."
Dec. 22, 1997 - "Respond for a suspicious package in a mailbox..." [...]
                "You can [have my back-up] disregard, I have an intern with 
                me -- he's expendable."
Dec. 26, 1997 - "Larceny of a trash can just ocurred..."
Jan. 15, 1998 - "We think we're 10-5."
Feb. 17, 1998 - "Reference the call, hold me and [another unit] across the 
                street at the Dunkin' Donuts."
Feb. 19, 1998 - "Dispute in progress... subject is attempting to drive a 
                vehicle off the back of a tow truck."
May  25, 1998 - "Apparently the neighbor broke a window in his house, put 
                a garden hose in and flooded the house."
Dec. 24, 1999 - "If you can't raise him [on the air] land-line the Dunkin'
                Donuts at Quince Orchard."
Jul. 31, 2001 - "I'm 10-5 somewhat."


Montgomery County Police - Silver Spring District:

Dec. 24, 1997 - "Respond for a report of three disorderly juveniles, 
                skateboarding and rollerblading at White Oak Junior High, 
                on the roof, through a citizen, School Board [security] is 
                responding."
Dec. 24, 1997 - "I have the dog in custody, if you could have animal 
                control respond to pick him up."
Dec. 20, 1999 - "I need a [wrecker], I sorta lost control of my cruiser."
                [...] "Definitely needs to be a flatbed."


Montgomery County Police - Wheaton-Glenmont District:

Jun.  6, 1998 - "Lady complains of furniture being thrown out the window of 
                the apartment above her, no sounds of argument, just tables 
                and chairs falling outside her window."  [...]  "We now 
                have it as a burglary in progress, response is code 3."
May  15, 1999 - "Caller advises she is confined to bed but says she will 
                meet you outside."


Montgomery County Police - Germantown District:

Oct. 31, 1997 - "Call taker wants you to check on the welfare of a caller 
                who reports her neighbors are trying to kill her using 
                super-natural powers, apparently an on-going problem."
Oct. 27, 1997 - "Caller reports his wife is being held hostage at an 
                unknown location, nothing further."
Jan. 10, 1998 - "Check on a reckless driver, standing in the sun roof of 
                his vehicle and driving with his feet."
Mar. 20, 1998 - "Complaintant advises her [drunk] husband dowsed her with 
                alcohol and set her on fire."